Tiger Blood Being Sold in Emeryville



Well, sort of. Just in case you haven't yet had enough of the schadenfreudetastic Charlie Sheen feeding frenzy for one lifetime: According to the Feast, wisely opportunistic SoCal energy drink company Harcos Labs has concocted a Sheen-branded energy beverage, and it's hitting shelves at Bay Street's IT'SUGAR today. Per the Harcos website, the fruit punch-flavored drink contains some 80 milligrams of caffeine in a 3.4-ounce shot, and — in a true touch of class — comes in an IV bag. The website also notes that the product isn't actually affilaited with the former Two and a Half Men actor/noted trainwreck/terrifying human being, and sagely advises: "Don't do drugs. Seriously. Don't. Do. Drugs."

Duly noted! Except for ungodly amounts of caffeine and red dye #40, of course.