Brett Easton Ellis, meet Jacqueline Susann. Theres more than a trace of Valley of the Dolls in this ghastly adaptation of Ellis novel of terminally bored youth and their selfish parents in LA, circa 1983 except its boys, not valley girls, on the griddle. The dissolute son (Jon Foster) of a philandering movie exec (slimmed-down Billy Bob Thornton) and his ditto ex-wife (Kim Basinger) hangs out with a pack of brats who cant make up their minds whether to look like James Spader or Simon Le Bon. Meanwhile, a depraved English rock band oozes into town and Mickey Rourke kidnaps children for a sex slave ring. If director Gregor Jordan and screenwriter Nicholas Jarecki had a sense of humor (or any talent), they could have made another Beyond the Valley of the Dolls out of this mess. But no. Costarring Winona Ryder, Austin Nichols, and the late Brad Renfro (100 min.).
Director: Gregor Jordan
Writer: Bret Easton Ellis and Nicholas Jarecki
Producer: Marco Weber
Cast: Billy Bob Thornton, Kim Basinger, Winona Ryder, Mickey Rourke, Jon Foster, Amber Heard, Rhys Ifans, Chris Isaak, Lou Taylor Pucci and Mel Raido