The Hills Have Eyes

Rated NR 2006

This big-budget remake of Wes Craven's quite craven 1977 quickie follows the original's flowchart closely and ramps up the savagery several notches. French phlebotomist Alexandre Aja -- who earned his power-tool pay grade with High Tension -- displays little fluency with the "normal" victims, but even less with the evil, bloodthirsty cannibal family they meet. So, the innocent are tortured and fondled and killed, but no amount of sheer sadism and axe polls slammed into skulls can surmount the grueling abuse of aimless overacting, whether by Robert Joy's Orc-toothed maniac or by "normal" teen Emilie de Ravin, whose reaction to having her family butchered like farm hens is to whine and stamp her feet. The full-frontal references to the history of New Mexico bomb testing and radioactive poisoning are ripe but wasted. In fact, the only thing creepier than the score, which blasts in rhythmic waves like a meltdown alarm, is the credits' glimpses of actual fallout mutations.

Film Credits

Director: Alexandre Aja

Writer: Wes Craven and Alexandre Aja

Producer: Marianne Maddalena and Peter Locke

Cast: Aaron Stanford, Ted Levine, Dan Byrd, Emilie De Ravin, Kathleen Quinlan, Vinessa Shaw, Robert Joy, Billy Drago, Tom Bower and Ezra Buzzington

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