New S.F. Craze: Burn Those Porta-Potties!



Because apparently it's so damn easy. According to the Bay City News Service, arsonists have set fire to at least 18 porta-potties in the last two months. Sanitation companies claim that the outhouses' petroleum-based structure makes it highly flammable, and the porta-potties will turn into fecal torches by merely the application of fire to toilet paper. Let's see this at Burning Man this year!