National Lampoon-affiliated sports and music comedy mag Rivalfish's Rival Room (boasting about 100,000 monthly visitors) is hosting a nationwide Mickey Avalon "My Dick" lyrics submission contest. One guy and one gal will win two tickets each to the Avalon show of their choice. All you have to do is come up with your own five funny lines of "My Dick" or the female counterpart "My Box." Check out the details [[http://www.rivalfish.com/rivalroom/2007/03/rivalfishs-mickey-avalon-lyrics-contest.html]], and throw them a submission of your own. If you win, e-mail us.