Marilyn Hotchkiss Ballroom Dancing & Charm School

Rated PG-13 2006

This flatfooted male weepie musters an insurance ad's worth of cliches about the importance of busting a move in middle age -- and it strains so hard to do so that it's almost perversely compelling. Grieving the loss of his wife, a timid bakery owner (Robert Carlyle) on a routine delivery happens upon a car-wreck victim (John Goodman) who remains near death and chatty for much, much longer than it takes him to explain that he was en route to meet a childhood sweetheart at the titular school when fate thumbed a ride. Persuaded to keep the dying stranger's appointment for him, our widowed baker hero ends up scoring on the dance floor with a fellow wallflower (Marisa Tomei), leading to a risible love scene wherein co-writer/director Randall Miller yearns to do for sexy breadmaking what Ghost did for sexy pottery. A veteran of Sinbad and Kid 'n' Play vehicles, Miller apparently couldn't secure studio financing even for this, a 12-step movie of square-dance convention.

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