Jesus, Danville! What's up?



When Danville residents aren't doing the white man's overbite in their kitchens, or being accused of stock fraud, they're allegedly beating and humiliating their fellow high school students. According to a report in today's CoCo Times, Four San Ramon Valley High sophomores allegedly gave a serious wedgie to one of their football teammates, then - get this - dragged him around the room by a rope and kicked him in the nads. Following the October 10 incident, the four jokesters have been kicked off the team and suspended from school. Is there something in the water, fellas?