Hayward Goes Broadway. Not Fabulous, Fellas.



We know it's customary to stand for "The Star Spangled Banner" before sports events, but really, "Send in the Clowns"? Yo, Hayward: If you're gonna do anything other than sit on your phat ass, bum-rush the field and purge Stephen Sondheim from your city forever. Just because Ol' Blue Eyes gave it his stamp of approval don't give it retro chic; it's the same maudlin crap it always was. Restore honor to your city! Atone for this atrocity! The blood of your ancient bluesmen cries out from the earth!