Good lord, but the heat is killing us here. The Chron reports that Oakland temperatures hit 98 friggin’ degrees, a full eleven degrees hotter than the previous record, set in 1976. Rumors of fever-crazed mobs rampaging through the streets, looting stores of their Otter Pops supplies, and chanting “Pina Colada! Pina Colada!” could not be confirmed.
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