Apple Iz In Ur Christmaz Stocking, Taking Ur Monies



As all you Mac nerds know, today the ever-mysterious Cupertino-based Apple released like 375 new products, some of them expected, some of them not so expected, and one of them - the once hotly coveted iPhone - suddenly priced $200 below what it was a mere two months ago, when all the kidz were camping out in front of the Walnut Creek Apple store waiting to shell out their six hundred smackers. What does it all mean? Well, you could let a reliable source like the SF Chronicle read the tea leaves.

Or you could trust Fake Steve Jobs.