Apocalypse Watch: West Nile Wraps its Flagella Around Your Tender Throat



Nothing thrills us more than when the pestilential horseman rides into town and declares the End Times are here. And so we have a new crop of West Nile-infected animals swarming around the Contra Costa County! According to the Contra Costa Times, county officials have discovered the disease in 79 dead birds, 27 mosquito swarms, nine squirrels, 14 chickens, and two horses this year. Let's hear for the Apocalypse!