Well, she sounded sick!
3/28 — 12:17 p.m. — Victim of an illness, black female, 29, People’s Park.
3/28 — 12:18 p.m. — Masturbating in public, black female, 29, People’s Park.
Lessons from Enron
3/29 — 5:37 a.m. — White male, 39, stealing electricity, ASUC.
Thou poor despised forlorn!
4/3 — 5:24 p.m. — White female, 20, reports being verbally harassed by members of her poetry group, Wheeler Hall.
Biff Wilcox is looking for you
4/3 — 6:57 p.m. — White male, 16, arrested for possession of a switchblade, Eucalyptus Grove.
