Report: You're Too Fat



The United Health Foundation sez California's obesity rate has doubled since 1990, according to the San Francisco Business Times. Some 23.2 percent of the state's population is significantly overweight, making California the 9th fattest state in the fattest nation on Earth. So let's recap: You're unemployed, behind in your mortgage payments, and breathing poison. And if you live in Oakland, your football team sucks, and your cops can't even solve one of the most sensational murders in the city's history. But at least you live within 50 miles of Rita Moreno!

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