Whoa whoa whoa, Adrienne Barbeau's coming to town? To read from "Vampyres of Hollywood," a novel "co-written" by Michael Scott? The beloved, adorably tacky, racked-up star of "Swamp Thing," "Escape from New York," and "The Fog"? Ex-wife of John Carpenter? And we weren't informed? This will not stand! According to the CoCo Times, Barbeau will read from her "book" at Clayton Books and the Hayward library. Which sounds fine to us; who needs those highbrow venues? We've got Adrienne fucking Barbeau!