A bitch named Ellen. Really, we've met her, and her sense of irony is exquisite. The state's prison guard union has started a recall drive against Arnold Schwarzenegger as revenge for cutting their pay during the budget crisis. We have no use whatsoever for that particular union or its leader, Lance Corcoran, but you gotta love the prospect of a man who rode one recall drive into the governor's office being hit with the same cynical tactics he employed. And if the voters are truly sick of Schwarzenegger, remember: There's always this guy.