Mountain Lion! In Danville!

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Just a week after a ravenous mountain lion was spotted roaming the grimy cul de sacs of Hayward, Danville residents have spotted a member of the felonious feline family padding past the pools and playgrounds of the upscale subdivision. Who is this mysterious malefactor? And did he kill any goats? Goat haters around the East Bay can only hope.

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