.Mountain Lion! Run for your Lives, Hayward!

Police have reported sightings of a mountain lion roaming the cul de sacs of otherwise-perfect Hayward. According to one report, the mountain lion killed a goat and dragged it away. We only find this newsworthy because we’re filled with sudden, inexplicable goat rage.

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