Oakland Zoo Gets Cuter

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Oaklanders' hearts melted into little warm puddles of goo when they learned that directors of the Oakland Zoo have acquired a new ... baby ... giraffe! According to KPIX, the lanky herbivore's name is Mabusu ("kisses" in Swahili) and likes peanut butter. If that weren't joyous enough, we get to read the following sentence: "Mabusu is a recommended match for the female giraffes at the Oakland Zoo by the Association of Zoos and Aquariums Giraffe Management Program." And he didn't even have to post a Craigslist personal.

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