Today's Top Event: Hacksaw to the Throat stages a massacre at the Stork Club.
Brainiac: Learn something new every day. Today's lecture: Secret Mind of Babies. They're not babbling, they're thinking!
Is It Lunch Yet? Express food critic John Birdsall recommends: Platano in Berkeley.
On the Town: Going out tonight? Jam to blues, folk, and country with R.J. Mischo at the Mojo Lounge.
Hardly Working: You've got time. We know how to waste it. Check out this dancing pipe-cleaner.
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