by Lauren Gard
Cynics, rejoice! Not everyone is searching for love (or trying to, ah, make it) on Valentine's Dayï¿½at least one local woman is searching for her children's biological father, as evidenced by this tearjerker of a Craig's List ad:
So if anyone knows the guy the poster identifies as Victor Edward Burnett, Jrï¿½a.k.a. "Fingers"ï¿½tell him to pick up the phone. Today (says the non-cynic in us) would be nice.