Found on Craigslist activities board: "Looking for cruise partner (concord/pleasant hill/martinez) Would be first time cruiser wants a partner to cruise short 3 day cruise from Los Angeles to Mexico. ... Getting a cheapie cruise round 300 a person (share cabin). Although im a guy? i prefer the company of a nice woman (personal contact is not required). Looking for an agreeable person (cuz we have to drive down there together and back and need to get along well) thats fun and fun loving? And perfectly NORMAL." No need for the all caps, buddy. We get it.