Good morning, how about some modern reefer madness from flyover country?
"The average 'medical' marijuana user is a 32-year-old white male with a history of alcohol, cocaine and meth use, but NO history of a life-threatening illness," wrote a rehab industry shill in Sunday's Montana Standard.
"The 'medical marijuana' movement is a well-developed strategic plan to dupe the common man into believing that an illicit, illegal drug, with no proven medical benefit, should be used as medicine. Take a stand. Become better informed. Help the efforts to make our community a safe, healthy, drug free community."
Take heed, common man! Resist the devil's harvest! Stick to booze and pills — and paying lip service to smaller government!