by David Downs
As any fan of Left 4 Dead 2 will tell you, molotovs are not to be trifled with. They're finicky weapons, more liable to make you look like an ass, than kick one. Some anti-pot activists in Billings, Montana discovered this on their own recently, when they tried to firebomb two medical marijuana dispensaries.
The southern Montana city's dispensaries legally provide marijuana to medical patients who use it for maladies from glaucoma to nausea to lack of appetite. In the latest incidents, the phrase "Not in our town" was spray-painted on the businesses, police say.
Police Sgt. Kevin Iffland said Big Sky Patient Care was hit early Sunday morning and Montana Therapeutics was the target early Monday. Both had a rock thrown through the front door, followed by a Molotov cocktail. In both cases, Iffland said, the fire was put out swiftly and damage was not extensive.
Future anti-drug warriors should consider training with the Irish, who've been doing some recent firebombing of their own. Those guys know how to git er dun.