"Oh, you've got problems? Tell me all about them while I ignore you forever."
Oakland recently opened Cat Town Cafe, the first cafe in the nation where you can sip a latte and pet kittehs at the same time, which are the two greatest activities known to mankind. Cat Town Cafe is one of the charities we highlight in our Holiday Gift Guide, and its co-owners, Ann Dunn and Adam Myatt, are doing amazing things for stray animals and people who enjoy pastries. But what we really wanted to know is why cats are indifferent to our suffering, so we determined to find out in this exclusive interview with several of Cat Town's cats.