by Rachel Swan
Pop music fans, brace yourselves. One of the most important magnum opi in the R&B canon has just expanded by about a hundred fifty percent. That's right — according to the AV Club newswire, R. Kelly has written 32 new chapters for Trapped in the Closet, his epic, soap operatic, slow jam sonata about — well, about being trapped in a closet. Think he has nothing more to say after adding the midget named Bridget? Well, hear it from the source himself, on an exclusive TMZ interview:
Apparently R. Kelly is looking for arts boosters to bankroll this new, ambitious portion of the project. Any takers?