by Rachel Swan
Nothing quite compares to a live performance by psychopathic white boy rap outfit, Insane Clown Posse. But if you can't actually make it to March 26 "Hatchet Attacks" show at Eagles Ballroom in Milwaukee, there's hope yet. Emcees Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope have generously offered to stream the show via live web cast, at a mere $4.99 subscription price — or $3.99, if you order by March 25. Which means that juggalos and juggalettes worldwide can now witness the antics of ICP and their Psychopathic Records stablemates — Twiztid, Blaze Ya Dead Homie, Anybody Killa, Boondox, DJ Clay, The Dayton Family, and Mike E. Clark, plus juggalo championship wrestling. Sure, the live show offers some lurid pleasures that a web stream can never provide — like getting drenched in cheap brown cola from a drop-kicked bottle of Faygo, or batting your eyes at a strapping 26-year-old named Tubby 2 Fresh. That said, it's still the best $3.99 ever spent, guys.
Insane Clown Posse performs "Miracles":