by Rachel Swan
Ever listened to a track and thought to yourself, "God, whoever gave the green light on that one must have been smoking some really excellent crack." Exhibit A: Mims' breakout hip-hop single, "This Is Why I'm Hot." Okay, so, "slow" rhymes with "flo," "hate" rhymes with "face," "fly" rhymes with "attire," "hot" rhymes with "hot" ... and also, "not." Perhaps the most plangent, resonant line in the whole song is I could make a mil saying nothing on the track. Um, yeah. Behold: Rating: Three out of five bananas.