Way To Go, Hercules!

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Big ups for the suburb of Hercules for offering the best story of the day! According to the Contra Costa Times, the US Attorney's office has charged two Hercules men with smuggling a stuffed mountain tiger into the country. No word yet on where they planned to display that taxidermied feline, but who cares? It's a friggin' smuggled stuffed tiger! If Hercules can deliver more scandals like this, we promise to put the city back on our Christmas card list.

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